Classic Bait and Switch. Now I just need to convince Maxie Dean. CHARLES: You think this is what I want? JNL,. LYDIA: I had a change of heart. Obviously the film never saw the light of day, but the existence of the screenplay gives a small hint to what Lydia and her family might have been doing after the original film ended. LYDIA: Classic Bait and Switch, Oldest trick in the book! When she's finished doing her work on the home, it looks like something a modern interior designer might have a nightmare about after eating too much pizza right before bed. The two of them sink plenty of time and money into their new home. Now rise, and be released from death! After that, Betelgeuse is entirely focused on the wedding. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! BEETLEJUICE: No. ADAM: Hes going to kill someone! Because Belafonte's music was more affordable than the R&B tracks that Skaaren wanted to use, David Geffen (who owned the production company backing "Beetlejuice") gave Belafonte a call. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. Now, we have two days to transform this old house into the flagship model home of my new gated community. happy! BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! This is the best day of my life! Mr. Juice, I respect your resistance and your Moxy. Adam, we need a door. LYDIA: Greetings, ghosts. You see Charles, as a life coach, I have but one enemy. <>/Metadata 8096 0 R/ViewerPreferences 8097 0 R>> ?3eOuy22=4]`Yqy< Lf{-'j&aEm]Wn (more chase.) DELIA: Oh! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, nope, thats the wrong card. "3^@fB9Lty/"?p,j"I|)b[pGT\["eVSRsY!,l^"d[\M *p7pj@nekM=?jx 4%mBDb1E%^(i^'p&,D4m+33+}8{)NZa/rv=/v=pca6>]Eol(LlKZF)mm>1t2opP p ?`BX`F^Dd K}9?}< Adam and Barbara try to scare them out, but end up becoming the main attraction to the money making family. BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! Do you understand what Im proposing? Suddenly and for no apparent reason the fire laid in the hearth. I dont know get it, but Im a part of it! "Beetlejuice" Scripts.com. BEETLEJUICE: Spoiler Alert: shes never going to eat that sandwich! Like these weirdos. If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! Whatd you do!? There's a hint of unfulfillment in, BARBARA that gives her a little more of an edge than ADAM. Can you believe that? LYDIA: Dead Mom? Keep it away from your sensitive parts. ignites and burns with a furious cheerfulness. Though "Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian" never got made, the specter of a "Beetlejuice" sequel has been haunting Hollywood ever since. January 13, 2019. as films beetlejuice film review movie review tim burton. (ADAM kisses BEETEJUICE. It couldve been bad! Belafonte's music plays over and over again through the course of the film, and his song "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" in particular plays over one of the film's most iconic moments. Ugh, classic Maitlands. Hes a monster. The movie has already shown that Betelgeuse has a particularly difficult time getting to enter the world of the living to cause mischief. ), THEY GOTTA GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (WE'RE SCARY, VERY VERY SCARY! That was an old Scandinavian folk song. That never happens. For as much time as the film spends in the offices of the afterlife's bureaucracy, there's still no clear sense of how things actually work down there. Its a little crooked. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! What happens when those 125 years are up? Buddy, thanks for coming, but we are dealing with a haunted house here. Have to say its much better in the movie, the rhythm of the Belafonte song lending itself to a great deal more physical humor than the slow doo-wop Inkspots tune. (doorbell rings.) BEETLEJUICE: Im tired of being alone! Unless I am paid upfront in cash, and learned that the hard way. Im a part of this too! Now after you scare them, while theyre still quaking in terror, you make them say this! (Smokes.) Any sequel would have to deal with some hanging plot threads left by the original, but whether or not Burton and his cast return to clear things up, we've got the ending of "Beetlejuice" explained right here. Stripey Ghost Man? You! Get the shrimp! except Lydia, are possessed to become the chorus. DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? Playing hardball, huh? At the end of the film, Betelgeuse is sitting in the afterlife's waiting room, and his ticket number indicates that he'll be waiting for a very long time. I brought you a pie?! Check it out, Lydia! Are you trying to skip the line? Thats why youre here. As your guru Otho always said, this is taking too long! Of course I might have to get a little mean. CHARLES: Thats because Im trying to Delia, do your job please, life coach her. Script To Screen: Beetlejuice. A few nights before she- before the end, Emily took my hand and said, I know you wanna fix it. After a dinner party during which the Deetzes and their guests get possessed and involuntarily dance to Harry Belafonte's "Day-O," they invite Charles' boss, Maxie Dean, out to Winter River in the hopes that he'll invest in the project. I think I really captured your essence. I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! s ha rd BEETLEJUICE A musical Music & Lyrics by Eddie Perfect ic Book by Scott Brown & Anthony King R There's not much that can be done against an apparently immortal spirit. BEETLEJUICE: NO! ADAM: Kill?!??!? ADAM: Well that wasnt very nice. OTHO: I dont know. AGHHHH! CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. LYDIA: Mother nearest, heart how dearest. Thats your answer for everything! Its less. Thats great! One of the single best things you can do to learn the craft of screenwriting is to read the script while watching the movie. And I want everyone here to know it. I dont know what I did. WebHere Lies Betelgeuse Molded Tombstone Mug 20 oz. From the top of the house to the bottom. LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! What if shes possessed? LYDIA: Hey Maybe we can help each other. And you dont exist. And yet, I worry. No you cant do that! I changed a lot. And the teacher was Wiccan! Beetlejuice Makeup Kit. CHARLES: Delia! CHARLES: That demon with the stupid hair, hell be waiting for us. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? The whole situation makes for a fantastic viewing experience, but did any of it even need to happen in the first place? My names not Otho! BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. Michael McEachern McDowell (June 1, 1950 December 27, 1999) was an American novelist and screenwriter described by author Stephen King as "the finest writer of paperback originals in America today". Now, Im gonna go find a room to bless. BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! He can't be seen by any living people, but he needs a living person to say his name three times to make him visible, and for one to marry him to fully resurrect him. ADAM: The electoral college! Unless, are you horribly disfigured? No matter what Delia and Charles tell their rich friends, the Deetzes will appear unhinged to everyone else. Once Im dead, my dad will be sorry! Then I guess theres no rush! LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, Dad! And I fear for my safety around you. Because dead or alive, you dont got somebody who really gets you, then youre going to feel lonely and worthless and youll never reach your goal weight because you eat when youre sad this guy knows what Im talking about. What an effervescent young lady you are. Let's haunt this bitch! ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. LYDIA: Yeah, you said Stop acting so weird, I need this job., DELIA: No! I call it The Soulbox. BEETLEJUICE: Well make it snappy, I WANT CAKE! Hes here! Webgood old fashioned wedding beetlejuice: theres gonna be a good old fashioned wedding with some dancing and un-deading where the cover band is cranking and the age-gap is We're gonna be rich! (DELIA and CHARLES make out on the table.). I asked you to send me a sign. But what if it doesnt last? Interesting The Inkspots classic song is used as the opening tune in the movie The Shawshank Redemption. ADAM: Yeah. Delilah BEETLEJUICE: We didnt hang out much, Charles! Very good energy. In early 1985, Wilson brought Lewis Beetlejuice and asked her to read it. Wait, why aren't you dancing? CHARLES: Because it hurts too much! There's lots of cool stuff in there! What does that mean? Barbara, the pig! DELIA: (aggressive.) What happens when people without a home die? I was in a sweat lodge. TELL MY STORYYYYYY! And life is the only way out! The station wagon floats downward with panic-stricken ADAM and, BARBARA inside. Welcome to our model home. BEETLEJUICE: The people who bought your house! BARBARA: No offense mister, but you give me the creeps. Except for you, Dead Mom. After all that work and sacrifice, you might expect them to try and hold onto the house forever, but despite how "Beetlejuice" ends, there's one fairly solid indication that before too long, the Deetzes will leave Winter River behind. DELIA: No, I thought youd be proud of me for taking inititAHve. The cast of "Beetlejuice" includes Winona Ryder, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Catherine O'Hara, and of course, Michael Keaton as the titular Betelgeuse. But heres the good news! Ive got a way to make everyone see me. Roaming the desert are black-and-white striped worms that viciously attack anything they encounter. Im Barbara, this is Adam. YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! CHARLES: No, you have failed. Lets spin the wheel. TAKE YOUR PLACES I WANT SCARY FACES NOW GO! (chuckling.) THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) OH GOD! Im going to find mom! Hi, boys! BEETLEJUICE: Hi! We left each other behind. Ill do it. CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. BEETLEJUICE: WOO! CHARLES: Youre right. C'MON, DROP YOUR PANTIES I'M TRYING TO FILL YA, WITH WISDOM AND SKILL AND THE INSTINCT TO KILL. So much poise! ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). In McDowell's version, Betelgeuse was a winged demon who wanted to keep Lydia for himself, and many of the deaths in the film were much more violent. And its not fair, you know? By using our Services, you agree to our use of cookies. endobj Ah! Im gonna need some help! Through the dining room, with homilies in, needlepoint on the wall: BLESS THIS HOUSE O LORD WE PRAY / MAKE, IT SAFE BY NIGHT AND DAY / BLESS THE FOLKS WHO DWELL WITHIN /, KEEP THEM SAFE FROM HARM AND SIN. They can never take it away! BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. LYDIA: Im alone. BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? (an idea.) LYDIA: Perhaps thats because I myself, am strange and unusual. Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? In the world of the dead? STANDS4 LLC, 2023. I have a chance to see her again, please! See? ADAM: You away from her! All recently deceased individuals, form a line! ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. From beginning to end, "Beetlejuice" is packed with stunning imagery, but few of the movie's wild inventions stick out like the giant worms that roam the afterlife's limbo space. My dad never wants me to talk about her. All Ive gotta do is get a living person to say my name three times. (ADAM and BARBARA scream as BARBARAs hand is on fire.). Tim Burton has made plenty of movies over the course of his career, but his second go in the director's chair holds a special place in the hearts of his fans. Well, we can take care of that. BEETLEJUICE: I wanted to help you guys, its literally all I wanted, but the two of you are helpless. I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. So! And also, I dont model anymore. xt`%oE|/N_u.pxe}>'G+OO,?ZT"^E,p/"_?vI$Ym^nuh ,Tk9:NNm'C;UtiFED9N5q:%,xN5|;l8E?|~Q)^z]T~2%Ny|<1. But I swear to you, we will. You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. Sucks-Yes! New meat! IS MORE THAN JUST SPACE WITH NO END LA-LA-LA-LA-LA! TpV]38Y/NPAw`R8'' )6yq*^=ew^|f@)e,$ .HXiO|8-C!q[]~#-4=CiWuWL8}U?wQC.LyGW8QrdA%g*)$IV8& i\Q;\B)1W%- qf/1 DELIA: Yeah! Theyre the real villains of this show. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. CHARLES: Wouldnt even know where to start. Lydia develops a close relationship with Adam and Barbara, and they're really the only people that she seems to have any connection to. COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! A ballad already? Do not be afraid. Why would anyone wanna spend more time with their mother? Oh God, how I missed that sound. LYDIA: I dont know! Its the perfect weapon to help you vanquish your ghost. Except, this one year we tried to do a classic horror theme. BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? DELIA: Charles, maybe we should just tell her about us. Dad theres ghosts! BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! Oldest trick in the book! No he wont, youll just be dead. I love it! BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? I like to think I put my own spin on it, but whats the point, you know? This house is actually pretty interesting. I am the once and forever, Miss Argentina! Lydia, I know you wont let me down. Thanks to the land's appearance and Barbara's dramatic worm ride during the film's climax, fans frequently compare the creatures to the sandworms of "Dune." And Ive got a plan! I thought I was bringing my mom back! CHARLES: No, we have to stop. Before Warren Skaaren stepped in to rework the film's script, screenwriter Michael McDowell had envisioned a very different limbo for "Beetlejuice." The movie is directed by the legend Tim EVEN, LIKE, A TAX ATTORNEY WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER, SOMEBODY WITH GRAVITAS SOMEBODY TO FEAR WHO, ADAM: Excuse me, Mr. Beetlejuice we can kind of hear you. Did I mention that my moms a demon? LYDIA: Youre scared of everything! 1 0 obj unique wedding venues in pittsburgh. BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! Who knows what hes done to Lydia! OTHO: So glad that you asked. can you smoke on royal caribbean cruise ships beetlejuice wedding scene script. She needs somebody to help her get past all this. TELL MY STORYY! (a beat.) You are never gonna regret this! BEETLEJUICE: Yeah, time moves differently when youre dead, but boy does it move. 9 0 obj CHARLES: I already did change. (THE MAITLANDS nod.) I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. % See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. BARBARA: SURE, THE GROOM CRAWLED OUT OF A TOMB, BARBARA/DELIA: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, I WANNA SEE A TEAR IN EVERY EYE AS I PASS BY, I KNOW THAT ON THE OUTSIDE HE'S DISGUSTING, BUT I KNOW THAT THIS TIME, I'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT, ALL: HERE COMES THE BRIDE HERE COMES THE BRIDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE SOME CULTURES THINK THIS KIND OF THING'S ALRIGHT, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY MY CREEPY OLD GUY. It says, Im warm, Im friendly, and I think about death only a normal amount! LYDIA: You wouldnt listen dad. Lets chop off his head. They employ a certain bio-exorcist to help push the Deetzes out of their home and, well, all hell breaks loose. AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! CHARLES: Damnit! The song has been changed from the script: If I Didnt Care by The Inkspots to Banana Boat Song (Day O) by Harry Belafonte. What if Lydias in my head right now? Youll have to open the door to find out. The rules of the afterlife are a big focus in "Beetlejuice," but that doesn't mean that they're all that clearly defined. ADAM: Oh! Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? Move forward. THE MAITLANDS: BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE, BEETLEJUICE? Im gonna find my mom! Youre all going to die. Now we both got Dead Moms! Again. Can I see? We are father, daughter, and Delia. And now were all alone. BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. (221) $21.99. ADAM: Oh! BEETLEJUICE: Well, it doesnt matter if you say it Adam, THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE! Cmon. LYDIA: The ghosts! BEETLEJUICE: Hi there, ahahaha! Rule number 1: Dont leave the house. LYDIA: I really like you guys. (a beat.) 8 0 obj So if you wanna save Barbara, then I need you to marry me! MISS ARGENTINA: Oh, but you have to go back now. 6 0 obj BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. BARBARA: We are! CHARLES: You made it big. Lets get that book open. (referring to DELIA.) BEETLEJUICE: Well then what am I supposed to do! BEETLEJUICE: Quick! I was blown away, she said. We invisibles have to stick together! First time haunting your own genuine haunted house, and youre a natural. Well Im warning you because I got millions of em. Whos there? CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? A memorable scene from the 1988 movie Beetlejuice with some significant changes from script to screen [screenplay by Michael I gotta keep these two lovebirds here, with me so they can haunt their house Ahh! Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. Do you think you would mind leaving and never coming back? BEETLEJUICE: Get in there Babs! IN THE WORLD, BE PREPARED TO TAKE YOUR EGGS AND FREEZE 'EM , DELIA: 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS, LYDIA: SOUNDS LIKE TERRIBLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. BEETLEJUICE: Woah! Okay, new plan. Lydia and Beetlejuice Quote Dishtowels 2 Pack - Beetlejuice. Dead Mom loved our house. He needs therapy! DELIA: Youre breaking up with me AND firing me? God, why cant he just leave me alone? In the film's climax, Otho is using "The Handbook for the Recently Deceased" to try and contact the afterlife (for profit, of course), but in the process he ends up performing nearly an entire exorcism on Adam and Barbara Maitland. Right now, no matter what I do, I cannot affect the world of the living. BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! ADAM: Barbara! (draws door.) Sucks-Yes! April 24, 2023 Quotes by Igor. Rather than write a ghost story about a family haunted by Cmon! Second row, right there! Their talents, This is all very believable. YAAAH. And Im not gonna let you take it from her! 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WE'RE MORE THAN DETRITUS WE'RE FINALLY ALIVE! Those people just died, and you guys are clapping! But you can. You both get em. BEETLEJUICE: (snaps fingers and the Sandworm attacks) Thats why not! BEETLEJUICE: Uh, wait what? I dont remember making a fire. what Im trying to say is; I hired you to help my daughter, but you have ended up helping me. DELIA: What are you talking about? MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! BARBARA: I know. Not only is he the only ghost who appears to have strict rules tied to his appearances, he's also the only one that appears to strike fear (or at least concern) in the heart of Juno, the Maitlands' tough-as-nails caseworker. When they meet with their caseworker Juno, she tells them that getting humans out of their home is their own responsibility, and that they have to stay in their house for 125 years. The cast of "Beetlejuice" includes Winona Ryder, Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Catherine O'Hara, and of course, Michael Keaton as the titular Betelgeuse. BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) Jesus Christ, why do you gotta be so sexy? BEETLEJUICE: Its a figure of speech Adam, okay? (Instrumental with screams layered as BEETLEJUICE is unleashed.). Dont you wanna get these people out of your house? Im a fraud! SO WE MIGHT AS WELL WALK THROUGH SOME WALLS, 'CAUSE ADAM, WE'RE READY AS WE'LL EVER GET, I GOTTA GET RIGHT OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE. ROCKET trots off in the direction of town. Not gonna do that. Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. You know, socially liberal, but fiscally conservative. My guruOtho! LYDIA: It's like I told you, Dad: This house is haunted and the ghosts who live here want you out! Netherworld. I realized that I dont want to go through life alone. (they scream.) LYDIA: Dad! BEETLEJUICE: Exorcism. But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. ), ADAM: Somebody do something! THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD! God, youre a screw up! Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? r&sZ,oonWUq"- WebThe wedding brings Beetlejuice to life, allowing Lydia to kill him again. (snaps photo.) You are dead? Michael McDowell wrote the original screenplay for the film, and before Warren Skaaren stepped in to make revisions, the storyline was much, much darker (via Consequence). It looks like the further misadventures of Betelgeuse are likely to remain shrouded in mystery for the foreseeable future. Dad, theres ghosts here. CHARLES: Dont say that. JUNO: Oh, look at you! Thats a neat trick. Were not like you! Maybe, we can help each other! Take care of them. Youre under so much stress, you must relax! There have been whispers of a sequel ever since "Beetlejuice" debuted in 1988, but an announcement from Brad Pitt's production company renewed interest in returning to Burton's ghostly world in early 2022 (via Deadline). The oldest trick in the book. GOOD OLD FASHIONED WEDDING WITH SOME DANCING AND UN-DEADING. Hope I didnt scare you (screams) ARITHMIA 1234. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! Instead of being guarded by vicious worms, giant clocks and sentient gears whirled through the void, spewing ooze and destruction in their wake. It has u but doesnt have a me. We cant just stay in the attic! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. The forced wedding between Beetlejuice and Lydia had her transformed into a red wedding dress. MAITLANDS: BJ IS A GRADUATE OF JUILLIARD! I am positive I quoted my guru Otho who said Sadness is like kale salad. MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! THIS CRIB IS TOO PRECIOUS FOR PLACING A BABY INSIDE IT, YOUR SENSE OF PERFECTION IS JUST A REFLECTION THAT, YOU ARE NOT MENTALLY PREPARED TO MAKE ROOM FOR A KID. And they eat ghosts. We did find that out. THE THREE OF US ALONE CAN WRECK DAD'S EVENING, YEAH, I GOT GAME! I need to really live, really connect! (closes door.) BARBARA: Cant you just scare the people for us? LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! Charles, Delia, and Delia's assistant Otho get to see plenty of ghosts and ghouls up close, and the interactions almost put their lives at risk. BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) more, All Michael McDowell scripts | Michael McDowell Scripts, Submitted by acronimous on August 24, 2016. I don't know what just happened. BEETLEJUICE: Well, yeah, because youre not recently deceased. stream BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Well that wouldve been good to know. MUSIC UP. What if a ghost's home gets demolished at some point? You need a mother. Dad, please. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! He'll only save the day if Lydia will agree to marry him. Lady, you're forgetting something!
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